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Saturday, 30 August 2003

Castle Malesov

A castle in Bohemia has recently been purchased: the goal is to have 15th century vacations (at about $1,500/head/week), complete with proper dress, food &c. Unlike some of the plans bandied about here in the States, which never seem to get off the ground, these guys have actually laid out the cash for the place. Sounds extraordinarily interesting. Done right, it could be trés cool; done wrong (honey butter, anyone?) it would suck greatly. I'd love to give it a try.

In other news, I'm nearly done with my chausses—mediæval man's hose. I look quite dashing in 'em.

Friday, 29 August 2003

Is the Media Left-Wing?

Well, duh.

1980s Anti-Drug Leader Supports Legalisation

Along with right-thinking people everywhere, Forest Tennant supports some drug legalisation; in the 80s he was a big anti-drug crusader.

Thursday, 28 August 2003

Culture Changes

S.T. Karnick has written two articles, one on the Fifties (which weren't really conformist) and the other on the modern day. I don't agree with everything he writes (for one thing, short hair on men is not tough—it's childish), but it's a very interesting read, and quite penetrating in places.

FWIW, the proper hair length for men is about the shoulders, and for women the lower back. Only boys and the louse-ridden should have short hair, as it is a symbol of weakness (e.g. Sampson, Apollo &c.).

Sprinkler Cities

David Brooks of the Standard has a wonderful article on the new suburbia. Very funny and insightful at once.

Idiots: Stark, Raving Idiots

Well, folks, the Centre for Science in the Public Interest are at it again. Will no-one rid us of this meddlesome institute?

This time their target is: ice cream. Yes, ice cream. Apparently, it is a coronary in a cone. Absolutely pathetic.

Petrol Prices

As everyone knows, the price of petrol has recently leapt to a record high. But is it really a record? No, of course not.

Monkey Business

Read the Comic. Stupid humour that's very, very funny.

Tequila Cape Cod

I invented a kind of Tequila Cape Cod two nights ago. No cool name yet (is South Padre Island taken?), but here's the recipe:

  • ice
  • shot of tequila
  • juice of ½ lime
  • cranberry juice

It's pretty tasty—surprisingly so, actually.

Wednesday, 27 August 2003

Goldberg on Globalisation

Jonah Goldberg writes that pro- and anti-globalists are hypocrites.

An Ode to the Auto

Ben Stein sings of cars and the man.

GnuCash

Joe Barr has written a decent introduction to GnuCash an excellent accounting program for Unix. Read it, then download GnuCash.

Women on Men

From The American Enterprise, a group of women talk about what they like about real men. An odd concept, to be certain, but amusing. My favourite exchange: What’s behind men’s interest in guns, truck racing, wrestling, &c.? Are these positive masculine traits, or just gross? They are truly masculine things and a mystery to me. Which is exactly the right attitude to take, if you ask me.

Masculinity

Christina Hoff Sommers has an interesting article on masculinity in The American Enterprise. She recounts three amusing stories:

In the first, her son was camping in Israel’s Negev Desert and was instructed, along with all the other boys and girls, to take pencil, paper, matches and a candle into the desert and to absorb the quiet calm of the desert, to record their feelings, and to find himself. The girls, of course, did this. The boys, OTOH, got bored, found one another, and made a fire with their paper and pencils. This, of course, is exactly what one expects from teenage boys, and goes a long way toward restoring my faith in mankind.

A Baltimore gender facilitator (what the hell is that anyway?!?) tried to get nine-year olds boys to play with baby dolls, causing a reaction…so hostile, the teacher had trouble keeping order.

A boy named Jimmy in San Francisco was made to contribute to a quilt celebrating women we admire. His contribution was in honour of Monica Seles, who was stabbed by a lunatic who favoured Steffi Graf: a square depicting a tennis racket and a bloody dagger. This was not appreciated by the teacher, but I believe all of us with brains find it most amusing.

The rest of the article is good as well, arguing that men and women are fundamentally different and that this is no bad thing, as it leads each to succeed where the other would likely fail. For my part, I’ll close with a quote from Camille Paglia: There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Tuesday, 26 August 2003

Should Parents and Children Disagree?

Dennis Prager notes that in the Bible, man and God disagree—and that God doesn't necessarily seem to mind. I'm not certain that I agree: simply calling the Israelites Struggles with God doesn't indicate agreement with their struggling.

Thomas Sowell on the MLK Anniversary

Sowell has a great article (nearly all his articles are great) about the anniversary. Wonderful quote: speakers like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson certainly can't afford to be judged by the content of their character. Ain’t that the truth. Another: when push comes to shove, the teachers’ unions mean more to Democrats than the future of the next generation of blacks.

40th Anniversary of I Have a Dream

Saw in a Matt Towery article that this last weekend was the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech. I wonder what he would have thought about our modern racial preference system: it's certainly not judging by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character. But of course, it's impolitic to say that. Racism is fine when it's against whites; whites only signs are wrong (they are), but blacks only signs are okay (they're not).

Monday, 25 August 2003

What You Won't Read about Bill Pryor and Roy Moore

Quin Hillyer writes in National Review Online about how Bill Pryor—castigated by Senate Democrats—has upheld his duties in Alabama in regards to the Roy Moore case. Don't expect to read an apology from any of the same, either.

Saturday, 23 August 2003

What is it with the Froggies?

I've recently been watching quite a few French films, and I'm afraid I must admit that they are operating on a different set of assumptions from us. One thing I detect is an underlying current of extraordinary sadness: the French are true moderns, atheists who believe there is no love, no joy, no happiness, no life after death—and their films reflect that sad fact. If only they would return to the example of Clovis (Chlodwig, really) and forsake their soul-destructive ideology.

Friday, 22 August 2003

The Triumph of Leviathan

Herbert London notes that while Communism may have been defeated, we are all in the grip of massive state control.

Patriot Act

Timothy Lynch, of the superb Cato Institute, writes in National Review Online about the Patriot Act. He raises good questions from a conservative viewpoint. My own thought is that I don't care about the modernisation provisions of the law; I do care about things like forbidding subpœnaed parties from speaking. Seems like a clear violation of one's right to free speech to me.

Netgear Accidentally Launches DOS 'gainst UWisc

Dave Plonka writes about how miswritten firmware in Netgear routers denied service to UWisc. Very interesting, and an example that the true ethos of the net still exists.

A Thought from St. Vincent of Lerins

I've recently been reformatting the Commonitory of St. Vincent of Lerins; in it he writes of a particular heresy:

I tremble to utter it: for it is so full of arrogance and self-conceit, that it seems to me that not only to affirm it, but even to refute it, cannot be done without guilt in some sort.

This is a novel idea to the modern world, which believes that even the worst things can be talked through—this is, for example, the foundation of both psychotherapy and debates. But I wonder if perhaps St. Vincent is not more correct than we are: some things are so patently wrong that even to discuss them is to poison one's mind.

Thursday, 21 August 2003

Analysis of the SCO Claims

Bruce Perens analyses SCO's intellectual property claims on his website. His conclusion: the concrete examples they have provided are in the public domain.

Ernie Ball Uses Free Software

Ernie Ball, the manufacturer of guitar strings, switched to free software after a BSA audit cost them $100,000. Now their business is running better, more securely and more cheaply. A lesson for us all.

Is Prop. 13 Bad for California?

Warren Buffet, Schwarzenneger's financial adviser, recently complained that Prop. 13 (which limits property tax increases to 2% per annum until a property is sold) is bad for California. Is it really? Alan Reynolds writes that it's really not. As it turns out, property assessments in California rose 4.8% from 1990 to 2002, while personal income rose 4.9% over the same period. That's fair.

The Ten Commandments in Alabama

Marvin Olasky writes a well-reasoned article about the Ten Commandments hullabaloo in Alabama. Yes, it should probably be legal to privately fund a religious monument in a State building. But is it serving the cause of Christianity to do so?

Wednesday, 20 August 2003

The Truth about Bowling for Columbine

David Hardy has written a scathing exposé of Bowling for Columbine, Michael Moore's collection of lies, untruths, half-truths and innuendo. A must-read for anyone who has ever taken the man at all seriously.

Why the Fuss over the Episcopalian Homosexual Bishop?

I must admit that I don't understand the controversy over the practising homosexual man the Episcopalians choose to call a bishop. By their own reasoning, it makes perfect sense. They've been ordaining homosexual men and women to the priesthood for years (decades?) now. Surely if it's perfectly okay in priests it's fine in bishops, no?

Of course, had they any real sense of their own faith, this wouldn't be an issue, either, but for the opposite reason: the idea would be as absurd to them as it is to anyone who actually bothers to read the Bible or study the traditions of the Church. God's ministers are supposed to be more faithful to His commandments than laymen, not less.

Oh well—perhaps it will lead the last weak remnant of that church back to the authentic, historic, one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.

Punch-Card Voting Discriminatory?

Tony Blankley writes a highly amusing column concerning the recent anti-punch card effort of the ACLU. Which organisation needs to get back to what it does best and quite with the leftist nonsense.

MEChA—Hispanic Nazis

Michelle Malkin has an interesting article on MEChA, a group of radical Hispanics with the slogan, For The Race, everything. For those outside The Race, nothing, which claims a mythical Aztlan as their homeland. Their El Plan de Aztlan says:

We do not recognize capricious frontiers on the bronze continent. Brotherhood unites us, and love for our brothers makes us a people whose time has come and who struggles against the foreigner 'gabacho' who exploits our riches and destroys our culture. With our heart in our hands and our hands in the soil, we declare the independence of our mestizo nation. We are a bronze people with a bronze culture.

Replace bronze with white and mestizo with Aryan, and doesn't that sound interesting?

Even more interesting, California's Lieutenant Governor, now a gubernatorial candidate, was a member in college—and he will not recant.

Monday, 18 August 2003

Texting Blamed for Movie Flops?

The Independent have a story blaming flops on texting—which is rather more popular in Britain than in the US. The essence is that movie-goers can let their friends know very quickly whether a movie rocks or sucks, and this effects audience turnout to a much greater degree than before.

I think that they over-estimate the influence of that particular technology, as their examples seem to point more toward greatly-enhanced communications speeds in general. What with email and Internet review sites, the average Joe-on-the-street is now considerably better-educated than in the past.

What this says about the influence of critics in the future is interesting, indeed.

The Nigerian SCO Connexion

Ars Technica have a most amusing bit on SCO. Read it!

Wendy McElroy on Marriage

Wendy McElroy has a slightly useful article on marriage which features this choice quote:

To save its soul, marriage needs to be removed from power politics and privatised.

What constitutes a marriage should be determined by contract between the consenting adults involved, not by government. Politicians should be stripped of the power to dictate which consenting adults may marry or the terms of those marriages. The only proper concern of law should be to enforce the contract and to arbitrate any breach that occurs.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Not-quite-so-young Love

We'd our annual church picnic yesterday. It happened to be the day after the hosts’ 56th anniversary, and the husband surprised his wife by singing You’re the Top, and old Cole Porter song from the thirties. He couldn't hold a tune with both hands, but it was just the greatest thing—not a dry eye in the house. I hope that when I'm that old I'm that much in love.

Friday, 15 August 2003

Churchwomen

One of my fellow-parishioners passed away this morning, as I found upon returning from work to find a message from one of the churchwomen. They've called to let me know of deaths & funerals; to notify me of services on 11 September ’01; to organise the bringing of dishes to various potlucks and luncheons. It made me stop to think about the great good work they engage in—the behind-the-scenes running of the parish. I don't believe most folks give them proper credit, but without them things wouldn't work out nearly so well as they do.

Denver Loses Power

We lost power here at work for a good bit this morning. I hope it wasn't some attempt to send it over to New England. I'd hate to think that my job was turned upside down just to send electricity over to a bunch of Yankees.

Wednesday, 13 August 2003

Archaic Spelling

I'm thinking that it might be fun to indiscriminately swap i's & j's and u's & v's, and use ß for ss or sz, use þ & ð and maybe even use yogh (which looks like a curved ezh, which looks something like a three; it's used for y, g or gh), or hwair (looks like an H with a following hook; used for hw/wh). Thus I might write like this:

Now js þe time for all good men to come to ðe aid of ðeir covntr3, hwich needs þem to help ovt, don't yov know. I don't need permißion to driue my own car toni3t, þank yov uery mvch.

It's quite possible I need to get out more…

Marshmallows

A heart-warming tale of a mother taking her four kids on a five-week vacation. Very funny.

Internet Week on Free Software

Internet Week have a FUD-spreading article out arguing against usage of free software in general, and Linux in particular. The arguments are particularly specious.

Legal Liability?

The author argues that no free software distributor indemnifies its customers against legal issues having to do with the software—but as he points out later on, almost no-one save Microsoft does this. Why should free software be any different. He claims to have heard of several lawsuits by employers against employees for including proprietary code in free software. It's certainly a possibility, but I've not heard of it—and since an employee is an agent of the company, I'm pretty sure no-one else would be liable. Of course, I'm not a lawyer.

Offshore Outsourcing

Here's a far worse argument: free software aids software outsourcing; I don't wish to move to India; my customers are Americans; therefor I will not help spread free software. never mind that offshore outsourcing is the economically sensible (and therefor right) thing to do: Americans want too much money for too little work. It's damned good for Indians, and we'll go on to do something else (just like we don't have too many shoe factories in the States anymore, but somehow we manage).

Rude Behaviour

He claims that free software users, developers and advocates can be rude online. Not any worse than anyone else, that I've noticed. We do have a strong sense of superiority, but when one considers that most of us have never seen our OS crash (I know I never have), one might begin to understand why.

Free Software

He takes exception to the use of the word free—apparently no-one ever bothered to explain the difference between free-as-in-freedom and free-as-in-price to him. Oh, wait, there are about a million reference to it. Guess he'd just rather not be educated.

He also conflates this with the fact that many object to paying money for one and zeros, and states that labour costs money. This is only partly true: labour requires compensation. The compensation for writing free software is knowledge that one is doing the right thing and acting in an ethical manner. It is also the free bug fixes and improvements that one's users might submit to one. It may even be monetary, but it need not necessarily be so.

All in all, an utter hack-job. The fellow's starting a consulting firm, which will probably make a lot of money dispensing half-truths and untruths. What a wonderful world we live in.

Tuesday, 12 August 2003

Global Food Marketplace

Global Food Marketplace is a good site for various foods, but it has the one downside of not being searchable—instead, one must crawl through the various national divisions by hand. Other than that, though, it looks pretty good.

Harvest Sensations

Harvest Sensations are a retailer of fresh produce who come highly recommended.

Local Harvest

Local Harvest host a list of various local agricultural entities, which should be of use to anyone interested in seasonal or healthy foods or in sustainable agriculture.

Sunday, 10 August 2003

The Sporadic Verses

Recently discovered The Sporadic Verses, a collection of SCAdian in-jokes which are absolutely hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

Not, perhaps, as funny to one who's not been in the SCA, but if one has, then hold on to your hat…

New Recipe Section

I've added a recipe section to my personal page. Watch for more recipes to be added as I prepare them. Today I've added two mediæval receipts: Garlic Pepper Sauce & Makerouns (Macaroni); and one modern recipe, Bean Soup.

Don't Say Remove, but Course

Dame Alys of Ashthorne Glen in the Middle Kingdom has an excellent article on why at feasts the term remove for course is repellent. It's ahistorical, and thus has no place in the SCA or any other historical society.

On Being Single

I've recently been developing a theory on why it is so necessary to be married and have children. God commands it, of course, but why does He do so? My thought is that marriage and, to a much greater extent, parenthood cause one to be more selfless, and thus a better person.

The natural state of man is eminently selfish: a baby has no regard for anyone else; a child does not think of others as individuals unless the fact is mentioned to him, and then only briefly; the teenager considers himself before others. The problem that a single man has is that his entire life is one of self-concern and self-will (he decides when to rise, and when to sleep, when to go out and when to stay home); even when he ought to consider others, he fails to do so, since he is so used to considering himself alone.

The married man, OTOH, suddenly must consider another person. No longer is his time, his body or even his life his own. He must weigh costs and benefits not just to himself but to his wife. However, this is an imperfect kind of selflessness, since the one he cares for—his wife—cares for him. It's better than pure selfishness, but it is slightly selfish nonetheless.

The father is forced into the highest level of unselfishness: suddenly, he must care for someone who doesn't care for him. Children are truly selfish creatures, and they don't particularly care about their parents, their friends or anyone save themselves. To care for a child is a one-way proposition. Granted, as they get older they mature, but at the beginning a baby is not altogether different from a very loud and greedy puppy: his only concern is his own comfort, and he gives not a thought to anything else. Fathering children means giving up a lot of options, closing a lot of doors. It means forsaking pleasant vacations to exotic locales, and instead listening to Barney 24 hours a day. It means saying farewell to fine dining and instead changing filthy diapers full of feces. It a very great sacrifice for posterity.

So you see, part of the point of marriage and parenthood is to improve one. That, I'm beginning to believe, is a factor in why neither is as well-considered these days: in our culture, we encourage ourselves not to grow up, to be eminently selfish, to care only for ourselves today. Anything which causes us to grow is inimical to 21st century Western culture.

Making Pasta

As part of my investigations in mediæval food, I've been playing with making pasta. It's actually pretty easy. The hard part is dealing with the dough, which is incredibly sticky. I've not worked any with eggs yet, but have a feeling that they might help. Here's a simple receipt:

Mix flour and water into a stiff dough, and roll flat (I find using two sheets of wax paper helps immensely). Cut into lozenges, then dry slightly and cast onto boiling water. Boil until done, add cheese and butter, and serve it forth.

Saturday, 09 August 2003

Blender Blaster

These are trés cool blenders made with two-stroke motors. Complete wastes of money, of course. But cool.

Friday, 08 August 2003

Just Virtual Dedicated Servers

These guys offer Just Virtual Dedicated Servers. Starting at $20, you can get a full-fledged Linux (Debian, RedHat or Gentoo); $15/month for a BSD (FreeBSD) system.

These guys give you root, a static IP, free backup DNS and mail, and tech support. Their prices seem pretty reasonable to me, as long as you keep an eye on how much data you are transferring (they also offer unmetred accounts, of course).

I'm actually debating whether I should replace my current set-up with theirs. I could get a much cheaper DSL plan, and still be able to serve my data to the world. It's worth thinking about.

An Ode to Masculinity

Mona Charen writes on Town Hall about masculinity and its necessity. Two choice quotes:

Lovers of masculinity recognize that boys need to be civilized, their aggression properly channeled and their boisterousness constrained in church, synagogue and school. But they also know that a boy's heart can be made of pure gold, that his capacity for unselfishness is vast, and that his strength and courage, when he becomes a man, is still necessary in this fallen world.

And:

Manly men may begin life as riotous boys, but they can grow up to become the pillars of civilization.

There are more; read it & see.

Thursday, 07 August 2003

Maher Hawash Found Guilty

Maher Hawash plead guilty to conspiring to provide services to the Taliban. He and six other had travelled to China in order to cross the border into Afghanistan and fight the US. He's a US citizen, and thus is a traitor; he should be hanged for it, but instead gets a minimum seven year sentence.

Good Economic Tidings

Larry Kudlow writes that the economy is in good shape, and that a wave of job-creation should take place soon enough.

Infanticide and the Right to Privacy

The highest court of our federation decided two things in the Roe vs. Wade decision: first, that the Constitution contains a right to privacy (previously noted in the Griswold decision); second, that infanticide (commonly called abortion, which is a misnomer) falls thereunder. Is there a right to privacy? If so, does it protect a right to slaughter children? The very phrasing of the questions shows how ridiculous they are: a right to privacy can have no effect on infanticide, as killing a child is killing regardless of any right (it's conceivable that it is a necessary murder, e.g. in the case of ectopic pregnancies).

The major problem with this justification of infanticide is that it has led many conservatives to mistrust the very idea of a right to privacy. This is a grave error: the right to privacy is among the most fundamental. It is the foundation of: freedom of belief; freedom of speech; freedom to bear arms; and so on, for privacy is essentially the right not to be intruded upon by others. In a major way, privacy is the sole right any of us has.

Can Conservatives be Jailed for Conservatism?

Maggie Gallagher writes on Town Hall that the Irish Council for Civil Liberties has warned priests and bishops they may face charges for simply quoting or handing out the Vatican statement [on sexuality], and that the Dutch government considered charges against the Roman Pope for violating their speech codes.

We see here what happens when liberalism (based on freedom) is conquered by liberal cosmopolitanism (based on force). There was a time when conservatives had the upper hand, and forced all men to act like conservatives; now leftists have the upper hand, and will force all men to act as leftists. Never mind the libertarian ideal, where all men are free to live as they will, so long as they do not interfere with others.

The Roman Pope should not be charged for speaking his mind; sodomites should not be charged for their buggery; we Christians should be allowed to practise our faith; pagans should be allowed to practise theirs. This constant attempt to use the law to achieve one's aims is evil and must be stopped.

Wednesday, 06 August 2003

Duello

I've recently been giving some thought to the matter of duelling. Certainly, it has a romantic feel to it: what 13 year old has not wished to fight a thousand men for the hand of his love? But what is the duel, really—and should it be legal?

To be quite honest, duelling is somewhat childish: what can be sillier than fighting to settle a point? OTOH, it is also rather mature: what can be greater than putting one's well-being on the line? It is a rather sublime mix of the sacred and the absurd, I feel. It is an elemental act, the defence of one's beliefs with one's own body, against another's.

Legally, what is a duel? It is a contractual agreement that the two parties will do their best to harm and/or kill (not all duels are to the death; many may be to first blood), and that each disclaims any protection of the state. Can there be a more basic and fundamental right than to take responsibility for one's own safety? Of course not: to be responsible for oneself is the definition of adulthood. To outlaw the duel—however silly it is—is to make all those subject to the law, slave of the law. And what, after all, is the law's claim on a duellist? That he killed another? Of course not: that other tried to kill him. That he put his own self at risk? Of course not: that is his right (else skydiving would be quite illegal).

Having established that duelling should be legal, can we show that it is proper? That's a much more difficult question, and I fear that the answer is in the negative. After all, Thou shalt not kill is not exactly a suggestion. Suicide, too, is a sin, and a duel is either murder or self-murder, even should it not be to the death (for to wish a man's death is the same as killing him, as we know). But then, it is entirely appropriate to duel in lieu of civil action, methinks.

As an example, imagine that a man has killed your brother. Naturally, you wish him dead, and perhaps the civil courts might achieve that end. But perhaps it is an unclear case; they may not after all. One is liable to receive no vengeance for the death of a dear relative, and that is hardly right. But consider that the killer might waive his own right of legal defence and consent to duel you (for whatever reason; there may be many). You have waived your own right to defence by the State; he has waived his own right to defence by the State: how then can the State have any claim on either of you? And while you may kill him, it is only just, for he did kill your brother and he did sacrifice his right to civil protection. The duel is literally outside the law.

Personally, it seems to me that duelling is silly. It's easier and simpler to let the State try a man, find him guilty and execute him. But every man, if he be truly free, is free to disclaim the State's protection of his person and set his own life on the line. It may even be a useful social check on the courts: a man may be found innocent, but refuse to face his accuser on the field of honour, and henceforth be shunned by all men.

The laws against duelling are offences 'gainst liberty, and should be speedily done away with. Duelling, on the other hand, is most likely an offence 'gainst god, and should be avoided.

Skull-Sucking Infanticide

Brent Bozell has a great article in which he refers to so-called partial birth abortion as skull-sucking infanticide. I hereby move that this term should be used as often and as extensively as possible, since that is exactly what that procedure is.

Roman Capitalism

Michael Novak has a very interesting article on capitalism and the Latin Church, and how it gave birth to the tremendous increase in the common welfare over the last millennium. Worthy reading, and a fine antidote for those who believe religion holds back society.

Buchanan on the Policy Analysis Market

I cannot believe this, but I'm actually agreeing with a Buchanan article regarding the failed Policy Analysis Market (about which I've written before). He makes some good points not made in another article I recently linked to.

Tuesday, 05 August 2003

McDonald's Berlin

Texas Bagels?!?!

Party Time!

I had my condo blessed last night and afterwards had a small party. It was a lot of fun; I'd really like to do it again. My father performed the blessing, of course. Other guests were: my mother; my brother Stephen (whom I should take time to thank for the able assistance he provided); Fr. & Mrs. John Connely; Subdn. & Mrs. Theodore Eklund; Subdn. Benjamin Andersen; Mr. & Mrs. Stewart Clayton; Mrs. Vicky Gartelos; Mr. & Mrs. Constantine Gartelos; Mr. Phil Forshee; Mr. Mike Voiles and Mr. Vincent Brechtel. All capital folks whose presence was much appreciated.

To drink I had: 13 firkin of my own beer (a Belgian-style pale); 2½ cases of beer; ½ case of root beer; liquor (vodka, rum, gin, whiskey &c.—all top-notch, of course); orange juice; cranberry juice; and of course water. I would have made coffee, but no-one wanted any. To eat I'd: shrimp cocktail; a cheese platter; a baked brie suggested by my brother Ens. Thomas Uhl; a vegetable platter; and a fruit platter. My mother baked & brought meringues, cookies, brownies and a trifle, doing her usual excellent job of it. It was really quite an incredible feast, and I now've enough food and drink to last me weeks.

Something I wasn't expecting at all was gifts, but I received several anyway. That was really nice of folks to do, I thought.

Boy on a Stick and Slither: Genius

Kinda says it all, really

Saturday, 02 August 2003

Where Did All the Ashtrays Go?

I went out shopping today: among other things I was looking to replace my current ashtray (which has a chip out of one side). No-one carries them anymore! Not Restoration Hardware; not Pottery Barn, not Brookstone (a longshot, I know, but still…), not Crate & Barrel, not the Bombay Company: no-one. What the hell's wrong with this country? Don't retailers know that we still smoke (those of us who've not been emasculated, anyway)?

It's not as though there's not a market. I have a grand total of two acquaintances who never smoke; everyone else does to one degree or another (as an aside, I have no acquaintances who are smokers—my circle seem to adhere to moderation all things). A quality ashtray can be an attractive centrepiece to a room. Who wishes to spend thousands decorating a parlour, only to throw a $1.50 plastic job on the coffee table? No, the likely answer is that some anti-smoking twits (there is no other type: to oppose smoking is to align oneself with stupidity and evil) were annoyed that such terrible articles were being sold, and persuaded the unhappy retailers to carry them no more.

I am not amused.

Friday, 01 August 2003

Maybe RMS Had a Point…

It's fairly well-known that I've been opposed to calling Linux systems GNU/Linux: I have thought—and still do think—that it's silly and incorrect (as there is more to a typical system than simply GNU and Linux). OTOH, I've noticed in my interactions with my peers (I'm a Unix admin by day) that there's a mass assumption that the GNU toolset is identical to Linux. Recently I heard an otherwise well-informed man refer to Cygwin as the Linux toolset on Windows. Now, this is just flat-out incorrect: Cygwin is a compilation of almost entirely GNU tools (it may be completely GNU, actually). Of course, I cannot blame the fellow, as on Cygwin's own site they refer to the project as a Linux-like environment for Windows, which while not entirely inaccurate (it is like Windows, after all) is not entirely accurate either.

Why does this matter? Quite simply, the Free Software Foundation have spent decades (literally) on re-implementing the Unix userland tools as free software (that's free-as-in-freedom, not free-as-in-price). RMS—for all his many flaws—has invested a lot of time, sweat and lost opportunities in the GNU toolset; of course, he is far from the only one. I can very much understand how hurtful it can be when folks confuse one's work for another's, and how one would wish for proper attribution.

What's the solution? Well, it's not to use the phrase GNU/Linux; that's unfair to the myriads of other projects whose code is used in a modern Linux system. What is appropriate it to emphasise the contributions of the GNU Project. Red Hat should link to 'em; SuSE should link to 'em; we users need to realise that much of what we love about our Linux systems is not Linux itself (it's just a fairly decent OS), but the operating environment which the GNU tools give us (an ls which doesn't suck, a sh which doesn't suck, a grep which doesn't suck, a chmod which doesn't suck, an awk which does suck, & cetera, & cetera, & cetera).

Actually, I tend to believe that systems such as Apple's Mac OS might help. Not only is it not free, it is fundamentally BSDish (as opposed to GNUish, not AT&Tish): this means that its tools suck.

What other Unix vendors need to do is start using the GNU tools. The FSF need to relax that one point of the GPL: allow vendors to distribute copies of GPLed software with the OS. Demand that the software itself remain GPLed, of course, but allow AIX, Solaris & HP-UX to move into the 20th century. With competition from Linux and (someday) the HURD, they won't remain proprietary forever, and in the short term we all benefit.

What we need to do is remember the contributions of the FSF. Next time you're using software that doesn't suck, thank RMS. Thank the FSF. Thank God that even an atheist supporter of infanticide could be used toward so good an end.

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I've just formatted an account of the Second Gulf War written by a chopper pilot in the Marines, Major Jamie Cox. Interesting read.


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